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PASSINGS...
It’s one thing when famous people pass
away; it’s another when performers who
have been part of our consciousness for
most of our lives leave our midst. Gregory
Peck, Katharine Hepburn, Bob Hope, Buddy
Ebsen and Buddy Hackett were all major
figures in the pop culture landscape.
One of the reasons I count myself among
the luckiest people on earth is that I
got to meet all of these people, and even
spend some time with them. I thought
I would share some thoughts and memories.
Buddy Hackett got the least amount of
coverage when he died in June, the result,
I suspect, of youthful decision-makers
in various media. (Some of the obits
were astonishing in their
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| Buddy
Hackett with Spike Jones and Hugh
O'Brian in Fireman, Save My
Child (1954). The studio
had already filmed long-shots
and stunt sequences for this proposed
Abbott and Costello comedy when
the team bowed out of the project.
Young contract players Hackett
and O'Brian were recruited for
the job because their physiques
resembled those of the famous
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ignorance of his career.) Hackett enjoyed
great success in nightclubs, comedy records,
television, and on Broadway. While his movie
career was spotty, he still made memorable
contributions to such films as The Music
Man, It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World,
The Love Bug, and The Little Mermaid,
for which he provided the voice of Scuttle
the addle-brained seagull. He was
signed by Universal-International in the
early 1950s, and as he once told Johnny
Carson, the contract said he couldn’t
make films for anyone else. After a year,
he explained, they typed in “...or us
either.”
Buddy was nothing if not blunt, and he
told me that he’d once been approached
by Billy Wilder to appear in one of his
movies. Buddy asked him why his last
movie hadn’t been so good, and Wilder
said it was just the way things went—some
clicked and some didn’t. Buddy replied,
quite seriously, that as a nightclub comic
he didn’t understand that answer. “I’ve
never had a night when I wasn’t funny.”
Wilder was offended, but in all probability,
Buddy was right; he was one of the most
naturally funny men I’ve ever met.
He also told me that he was approached
to replace Curly Howard in the Three Stooges’
act. (He did appear in a Columbia short,
a one-reeler for Columbia called King
of the Pins, in 1950.) He turned
down the offer, he said, because he didn’t
want to be dependent on two other guys
for his future. He was, first, last and
always his own man.
Gregory Peck was an imposing figure, and
his leading-man good looks never failed
to impress my wife when we encountered
him over the years at various events.
He was not Atticus Finch, as some
people wrote upon his death, though of
course he loved playing the part. (He
was very proud of the fact that the elusive
author Harper Lee had sent him a poem
in later years, which he happily recited
on the spot.) A thoughtful and intelligent
man, he had a gift for self-deprecating
humor.
I once asked him about the satisfaction
he got from being a producer; after all,
he was the one responsible for bringing
To Kill a Mockingbird to the screen,
not to mention Cape Fear, in which
he boldly allowed Robert Mitchum to steal
his thunder.
“It is gratifying if it turns out well,”
he responded. “I’ve also chosen some
stories that didn’t work, so if it turns
out well, it’s an extra kind of gratification.
If it turns out badly, it’s an extra kind
of humiliation,” he said with a laugh.
“I’ve had it both ways. I long ago produced
a picture called Pork Chop Hill,
taken from a documentary account of the
capture of a certain hill in Korea by
a company of G.I.s. A purely documentary
account, and we did very little to fictionalize
it. I think it was probably one of the
most realistic combat films ever made,
and it turned out exactly the way we wanted
it to; it was pure, it was clean, there
was no cheap sentiment or false patriotism
and Mom’s apple pie. It was the straight
goods. I was very proud of it, and Time
magazine chose it was one of the ten
best films of the year, but people didn’t
knock down the doors of the theater to
get in to see it. So, in a case like
that, I had the satisfaction of having
produced a fine film, but we did not have
the satisfaction of making any money with
it.”
I had the pleasure of interviewing Bob
Hope a number of times, and discovered
early on that he genuinely enjoyed reminiscing,
and the more specific a question I asked,
the better
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| NBC
hung these banners alongside Riverside
Drive in Toluca Lake for Bob Hope's
100th birthday in May. Hope lived
about a mile from the network
he called home for half a century.
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the answer would be. He was always happy
to talk about radio, which served me well
when I wrote a book on that subject. I asked
him who did the audience warmup for his show,
which was normally the job of the announcer.
“Funny thing,” he recalled. “I did the
warmup [at] first, and I used to do some
of my vaudeville act, which was just a
little bit off-color. It was the dumbest
thing in the world, because then you had
to come out with clean material after
doing things that were just a little racy,
you know? And it didn’t play. I couldn’t
figure that out. Finally somebody said,
‘Your warmup is better than your material!’
”
I even asked him how he came to live in
the community of Toluca Lake. The answer
was simple: Bing moved there first.
For many years, the Hopes rented a house
on the lake from cartoon producer Walter
Lantz, but in 1950 he was driving on Moorpark
Street and noticed two adjacent lots for
sale. He purchased one immediately, for
ten thousand dollars, then regretted that
he hadn’t bought the other one; it had
been snapped up by two art directors at
Universal, who made a quick profit by
selling it back to Hope for $40,000.
It was often mistakenly reported that
he lived on the lake, although he was
just a short distance from the fabled
Lakeside golf club. What his real-estate
purchase did permit was the installation
of a two-hole course in his own back yard.
One thing that always irritated me was
the charge that Hope was dependent on
his writers to be funny. True, no comedian
employed as many writers, or accumulated
as many gags, as Hope did during his long
career. But he had a gift that went far
beyond the actual construction of one-liners
or recitation of scripts. What’s more,
no one enjoyed telling jokes as
much as he did, on or off-stage.
Meeting Katharine Hepburn was one of the
great thrills of my life. I never dreamed
that I would spend time with her in her
Manhattan apartment, but I did, on more
than one occasion. She was an interviewer’s
dream come true: forthright, opinionated,
colorful, and articulate.
I asked her if she resented the fact that
she had to work so hard to protect her
privacy. “I don’t resent it; I understand
it,” she replied. “I never think about
it ‘cause I’ve lived my life that way
for so damn long, that I sort of take
it for granted. I was rather startled
when a
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| Katharine
Hepburn in a striking photo from
the very odd but interesting film
Sylvia Scarlett (1935)
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gentleman who I thought was going to tow my
car away out here on 49th Street,
where they’re very fussy... I went up to him
and I said, ‘You can arrest me any time you
damn please, but if you touch my car I’ll
shoot you.’ And he looked up at me and he
said, ‘You’re... aren’t you?’ and I said yes,
and he threw his arms around me and gave me
a great big kiss!” The word “self-deprecating”
comes to mind again, and while much has
been written about Miss Hepburn’s imperiousness,
especially in later years, I found her
to be quite brutal in her assessment of
herself. When I asked her why she never
accepted her Academy Awards in person—even
the very first one, at the 1934 ceremony—she
said, “Oh, it was me being my impossible
self, probably.” She also explained that
when she won the Oscar for Morning
Glory she thought she actually
deserved it for Little Women, which
was made the same year. The approach
to her character of Eva Lovelace in Morning
Glory “I stole from Ruth Gordon, so
I really can’t claim that that was my
brilliant notion... I think Little
Women was really a remarkable performance.
I look at it and I think, ‘Oh my dear,
you were very good! And well cast.’ ”
Finally, I will never forget listening
to Buddy Ebsen make a presentation at
the Golden Boot Awards in 1984. Buddy
was chosen to present the Boot to western
star Rex Allen, and told the following
story: he had been hired to work as Rex’s
sidekick in a series of B westerns for
Republic Pictures in the early 1950s.
He and Rex got along well, and it was
a good job.
Then, one night, Republic chieftain Herbert
Yates went to a nightclub and saw Pinky
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perform. The next morning he told Ebsen he
was being fired because “you’re not as funny
as Pinky Lee.” Telling this story,
more than thirty years later, after the
enormous success of The Beverly Hillbillies
and Barnaby Jones, Ebsen explained
that he had just been hired to costar
in yet another television series that
fall, joining Lee Horsley in Matt Houston.
“And now, every night, before I go to
bed,” Ebsen said, “I pray, ‘Please...
don’t let Aaron Spelling see Pinky Lee!”
I’ve had a warm place in my heart for
Buddy Ebsen ever since that night. |