SPENCER GREEN was born in a crossfire hurricane, which he later refurbished and sold for a tidy profit. He has written for In Living Color, AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Mad TV, The Fairly Oddparents, Denis Leary’s Merry F#%$in’ Christmas, and Americana for BBC Radio. He was a coeditor of Leonard Maltin's Movie Encyclopedia and also edited We'll Never Be Young Again: Remembering the Last Days of John F. Kennedy. Mr. Green performs at the Los Angeles comedic writers' salon Sit 'n Spin and is coauthor/colyricist of BUKOWSICAL! which won Outstanding Musical at the 2007 New York International Fringe Festival and recently played at St. Louis’ New Line Theatre. He also writes for The Huffington Post and created the parody movie Web site The Parallel Universe Film Guide. Mr. Green, like Machete, don’t tweet.