Vintage Hollywood Lite: Hail, Caesar!

George Clooney-Hail Caeser-680       Joel and Ethan Coen are as unpredictable as they are
prolific. We never know what to expect from them—a downbeat drama, a
lighthearted period piece, an existential musing—but we know it will be
original and offbeat. And we know the supporting cast will be filled with odd
and unusual faces, almost reminiscent of Federico Fellini.

is a lark, an extended riff on the peccadilloes and politics of Old
Hollywood. Josh Brolin plays a studio executive named Eddie Mannix, who was a
real person (portrayed by Bob Hoskins in Hollywoodland),
but almost everyone and everything else in the film is a product of the Coens’
fertile imagination.  

         In real life,
Mannix worked for MGM and was known as a "fixer" who had solid
connections with the LAPD and influential people around town. He could cover up
a star’s indiscretions or negotiate with local politicians and never break a
sweat. In this film, his hard-working secretary tries to keep up with him as he
strides around the studio lot and figures out which problem or mini-crisis
demands his immediate attention. Josh Brolin winds up as a kind of straight-man
alongside the nuttier, more colorful characters in this circus.

Josh Brolin-Hail Caeser-680

         George Clooney
plays one of the studio’s biggest stars who, while shooting a Biblical epic, is
abducted by a couple of stooges who are working for a Communist cell. This
motley crew of malcontents has the use of a posh Malibu beach house, but find
no irony or hypocrisy in the situation. Meanwhile, Clooney’s apolitical
character is actually intrigued by their rhetoric and cerebral passion.

         This is one of
several story threads that enable the Coens to have fun with the zeitgeist of the
early 1950s. Scarlett Johansson plays an Esther Williams-inspired aquatic star with a foul mouth and a New York accent. Tilda
Swinton plays twin sisters who write rival gossip columns and don’t hesitate to
throw their weight around. Another, seemingly unrelated, subplot involves a
wide-eyed cowboy star (Alden Ehrenreich) who is cast in a drawing-room drama for
which he is spectacularly ill-suited. This threatens to drive his European
director (Ralph Fiennes) crazy.
Scarlett Johansson-Hail Caeser-680         Then there is a
boyish musical star played by Channing Tatum, who performs a delightful Gene
Kelly-ish song-and-dance number called “No Dames!” (written by Henry Krieger and
Willie Reale and choreographed by Chris Gattelli) that belies his true
personality. There is also a wild, non-sequitur moment involving Frances
McDormand (the star of Fargo and the
real-life wife of Joel Coen) that I can’t spoil—but won’t soon forget.

         All of this is
mildly amusing and carried out with panache by an expert team of costume and
production designers… but it doesn’t add up to much. Josh Brolin has served
the Coens well in No Country for Old Men and True Grit, and he’s completely convincing
here as the resourceful company man who wonders if his talents could be put to
better use elsewhere.

         The minor
doodlings of Joel and Ethan Coen can be more interesting and provocative than
other filmmakers’ major efforts… but even so, Hail, Caesar! promises more than it delivers. Barton Fink may have run off the rails at a certain point but it
captured more of Old Hollywood and its ways than this stylish piece of fluff.
Film buffs will enjoy taking a time-trip to the past, brought to life with such
a keen eye for detail, but I wish this screenplay were more cohesive.

      My consolation: there will be
another Coen Brothers movie coming down the road sometime soon. 

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